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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:36

No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.