What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is reducing immigration a potential solution to the housing crisis in Britain?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

What measures can companies take to overcome the global talent shortage in IT outsourcing?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Why Browns QB Shedeur Sanders slept with his flashlight on, and where he’s grown the most since the draft - Cleveland.com

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does wearing earbuds cause potential physical health problems as the dirty, bacteria laden slabs of wax get pushed up into the ear canal and can't come out? You tell me. I'm not a doctor or nuthin'.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.